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I don’t know anymore, maybe I never knew

Posted: July 8, 2016 by simonbosco in Uncategorized

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I haven’t written a blog in about a lifetime or so, lately I haven’t had the same anger I had when I’dcome straight home and crow about gibberish until my brain felt elation, share it on whatever social media platform I loathe but seem to be in a looped cycle of whenever I’m on a laptop and hope someone likes it so I can feel justified in my opinion because seeking others validation is not only my forte its also my piano. (Good to know I can still write a convoluted and overly long sentence to screech in a new passage of shit penned by fingers that the world deem too small for an adult).

Whats the point Bosco? I don’t know pal. I don’t. I thought when I started writing this I’d fall into a funk and prattle ass forwards but I’m still fumble fucking my way through 8 sheets of fog in a broken wheelchair. Why are you so lost Simon? Why are you talking to yourself? Well to answer the second question first I don’t segway good or english well. First answer because I’m losing my ability to navigate my way around this world. Everything seems like the worst version of horrible out there and instead of global fires being put out, the flames just seems to spread cross continents until it envelopes this blue hackey sack. Cops killing innocent people, missiles being sent to family homes, animals tortured, politicians laughing at us as they pantomime a nightmare in fancy costumes with catch phrases to boot. The world genuinely seems to be apple crumbling and everyday it just nudges its way into the zeitgeist until its normalcy and we dance the gangam hand-in-hand into a mushroom cloud.

I used to think good was general and bad was acute. I was a dumb kid. I then thought people had good and bad in them but were generally proficient at keeping a muzzle on the negative for the most. I was a dumb teenager,  but hopeful. Gradually over the years my grab a back pack tightly and suck in my cheeks level of optimism for this world diminished. It went dry a few times. Drying than my man pussy after I re-realise my sexual inadequacies. I was a morbid and realistic adult. HOWEVER, even though I begrudgingly club-foot my way through each week, I continue to meet people who are trying their best to be good. Volunteering, helping, nurturing, assisting, loving and caring. People who will give their time and effort so that those around them both immediately and in a worldly sense can benefit from it. People who haven’t become so inwardly focused that their live are just a gauntlet of accruing items and making things comfortable for your spewly. That’s the bump i need to get me to the next score. There are so many people who want change, who are on the side of the argument that wants the best outcome for all parties. Thats what keeps the struggle real in my mind. The masses of gorgeous and socially conscious earthlings stops the apple core under my hair from completely rotting. Until I stop meeting new people like this,  Psy can get power fucked and that mushroom cloud is just a painting made to evoke whats not there.

I’m sorry I didn’t make a point or even attempt to make a joke. I just kind of felt like this was how I should spend the last 30 mins of my life. No one is reading this though so I think I’m covered Simon (yeah that’s right Im so sure of it’s anaemic readership I’m happy to let this mud pie of a blog descend into a conversation with myself for no ones benefit, including my own) OK my fingers hurt.

Kochosco and Bockochan

Posted: August 3, 2015 by simonbosco in Uncategorized
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http://http://nonchalantcomedycodpast.podomatic.com/embed/frame/posting/2015-08-02T02_40_11-07_00?json_url=http%3A%2F%2Fnonchalantcomedycodpast.podomatic.com%2Fentry%2Fembed_params%2F2015-08-02T02_40_11-07_00%3Fcolor%3D43bee7%26autoPlay%3Dfalse%26facebook%3Dtrue%26height%3D85%26width%3D620%26minicast%3Dfalse%26objembed%3D0&notb=1This just might be the podcast you need. Italian goombahs discuss their love of the galaxy, Santana, cigarettes and their fear of barking sharks in dark parks.

Cookie’s Servant – Always give up

Posted: March 15, 2015 by simonbosco in Uncategorized

Another new track I’ve been working on. It didn’t upload perfectly and some stuff got cut out but nobody is reading this so I’m just self soothing until the peanut butter kills me.

https://soundcloud.com/cookies-servant/always-give-up

Mush by Cookie’s Servant

Posted: March 14, 2015 by simonbosco in Uncategorized

https://soundcloud.com/cookies-servant/mush

This is a track I compassed using my finger and a computer. I’m going under the pseudonym Cookie’s Servant but I thought Squelch might be a good producer name too. I think I like Squelch more.

The second trailer for a movie that hasn’t even finished being made yet. Yep thats right. I don’t even know  if I will get around to putting a bow on this doozie but till that day skulks around a gauntlet of trailers ye shall receive. I say ye but really it’s me and the people I force to huddle around my mobile phone watching this badgers dick of an attempt at visual entertainment.

One more splodge of esoteric dumbfuckery. If you like Simpsons references or more specifically that scene where Mr Burns shoots at a destitute male, and also like Kelis songs where she attempts to do a cross over with R and B and home music then this is definitely a video that you will want to watch over and over until you bleed out the memory of having pressed the link in the first place.

Bon Ape tits.

 

This is the trailer for a downcoming short film titled ‘LOBSTER DAD’.

*title pending*  *also contents pending*  *release pending*

I didn’t want to wait, for my life to get older. 

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When I bought it today it was a lampshade but when I opened the box it was the secret blueprints to Dr . Manhattan’s moon palace.

Patootie Schnitzel

Posted: May 6, 2014 by simonbosco in Uncategorized
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If I ever have kids, not that it’s likely as I opt for nightly chemical castration administered by Doctor Bong, but if I did I sincerely hope that it is ugly as all the world’s fuck because trying to discipline the cute (as pictured above) is not exactly going according to anyone’s idea of efficient parenting.  Cobra attacks and arm bleeds should not be met with guffawing at how much of a patootie she is. My kitty is not picking up on my covert passive aggression and as much as that requires remediation for now her shitty behavior will be met with a road block made of fairy farts and neglectful patriarchy.