DOUNCE

One more splodge of esoteric dumbfuckery. If you like Simpsons references or more specifically that scene where Mr Burns shoots at a destitute male, and also like Kelis songs where she attempts to do a cross over with R and B and home music then this is definitely a video that you will want to watch over and over until you bleed out the memory of having pressed the link in the first place.

Bon Ape tits.

 

Keeping up with the Kash Douchebagians

Kris Kardashian’s vagina is a vintage, rusty iron-plated cash register. Every time she splurts out another vacant headed, dead-eyed reality show minion the till opens up and villagers from five towns over can hear the brain murdering sound “kk-ching”. Word on the street is she is having twins next year and she has already picked out the names, Kash and Kurrency Kardashian.